I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
There r osticjed everywhere
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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