She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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