so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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