dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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