Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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