Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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