I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
