i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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