I wanna bring you to show and tell
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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