He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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