He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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