bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
