Its about making memories worth repressing
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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