i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Sorry my hands just texted you
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
this hospital has no fireball
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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