He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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