I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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