i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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