My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
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