Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I have feelings that need drinking.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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