it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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