Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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