he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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