If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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