oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
home. puking in laundry basket.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Randomize
