So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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