I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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