He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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