Me. At least after what I've been through.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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