I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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