I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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