Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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