It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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