Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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