gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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