69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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