omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
He felt like a one man threesome
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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