I am in a vortex of obligation.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Alive.
So much puke
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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