i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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