I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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