Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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