If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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