It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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