she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I licked your asshole in confidence.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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