so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
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