Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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