i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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