All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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