dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The struggles of a small town man whore
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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