You really coming over, don't trick.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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