You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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